Every warm-blooded female on the planet would want to date Idris Elba.
He’s suave, he’s handsome, he’s a talented actor and have you ever heard his accent?!?
You will melt into a million tiny pieces once you do.
But this doesn’t mean Elba wants to date every warm-blooded woman on the planet, of course.
And the actor (who has been rumored for ages to be taking over for Daniel Craig as the next James Bond) made that clear on Monday morning via a somewhat scathing Tweet.
It was directed as a certain iconic singer who likes to pretend she’s British.
“Am I sleeping with Madonna? No motherfu**ers… ‘Don’t believe the Hype,'” wrote the attractive star.
Well, okay then! Pardon us for thinking otherwise!
It seems as if this dating rumor started to circulate around the Internet around the Internet after Madonna instagrammed a video of Elba boxing on Friday.
She wrote as a caption to this footage, which we’ve shared below: “Idris Elba Smashes it at York Hall!”
We suppose we can see how people got the wrong idea from this post. It’s not everyday that one celebrity goes to see another celebrity box.
Moreover, last November, the British actor Tweeted a picture of him holding hands on stage with the Material Girl.
The two really did appear to be lost in each other’s eyes at the time, with Elba referring to Madonna as a “legend” in the caption of the image.
So it’s not as though this rumor came out of nowhere.
Elba’s three-part documentary, in which he trains to become a professional kickboxer, will air on Discovery next year.
We know at least one person who will be watching it.
As for why Elba might have shot down this chatter with such passion, despite being pals with Madonna?
He perhaps didn’t want to be just another notch on her long and famous bedpost.
The singer has slept with such famous people as Sean Penn, Dennis Rodman, Guy Ritchie, Warren Beatty and Lenny Kravitz.
She also recently offered to give, like, millions of men a blow job:
So we can see why Elba wanted to disassociate himself from her bed.
With no offense to Madonna intended, we’re sure.